pompuan intel yg kureng

bismillahirrahmanirrahim..

assalamualaikum wbt.

hari ni tajuk entry teman adalah 'pompuan intel yg kureng'....
huh...memang kureng....tengah geram lagi nih sebenarnya...
ni yg syok menaip nih..bedebuk2 keyboard ni teman hentam...

alkisahnya memang teman call intel ni dgn niat nak bergaduh...
hehe..begini ceritanya...

dkt klinik kesihatan ni, teman le doktotnya..
selain teman, ada byk misi2 (nurse le) and 2 org pembantu perubatan...
pembantu2 perubatan ni kira mcm 'dresa' la kalu bahasa org kampung...
(hehe..sebenonya perkataan 'dresa' ni dtg dari perkataan 'dresser' dlm bahasa omputih= org yg buat dressing utk luka2 kecik tu)

dan dresa2 ni memang bertauliah dan berkelayakan utk bagi 2 hari MC..

masalahnya, bila pekerja2 kilang intel dtg klinik, semua kata kilang deme tak terima MC yg disain oleh dresa2 ni...as a result, patient kena dtg berulang kali n kena tunggu lama utk jumpa teman....haa..sbb tu le teman nak tepon bhg human resource kilang tu..nak clearify ttg polisi MC ni lah....

so..teman call le kilang intel kat kulim ni ha..
tunggu punya tunggu, teman suruh le operator tu sambungkan ke 'human resource'.....

tut tut...tut tut...

pompuan intel yg kureng (PIYK): Hello

teman: hello...is this human resource?

PIYK: Hah?? No....no....(dlm nada yg seolah2 kita menyusahkan dia)

teman: Oh??can u please tell me the extension for human resource?

PIYK: Hah??i dont know (dlm nada yg mcm nak letak phone cepat2)

teman: Excuse me?? (dlm keadaan terkejut...tak sangka pekerja intel ni kureng mcm ni)

PIYK: I dont know....i dont know okay???

teman: (terdiam...terus letak phone)

hmm...masa tu dah mula cam rasa nak marah....tapi nak buat camna kan..dah org taknak tolong...so teman pun call balik operator intel suruh sambung balik dekat human resource...tup tup..terkena lagi kat PIYK tu...

PIYK: Hello?

teman: (alamak, mcm suara pompuan kureng ni lagi) Erm...hello...human resource?

PIYK: Haiyooo....this is not human resource...this is lodging!!(ntah la tak tau le lodging ke wedging ke..ala2 bunyik mcm tu la)

teman: Oh...im trying to get to human resource....

PIYK: this is not human resource!!

teman: (dah tahap mendidih ni!!bukan salah teman si operator tu yg salah sambung!)

teman: okay...but WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE!!

PIYK: (terdiam sekejap) who's on the line??

teman: You dont have to know who I am...I'm just saying that you are very rude!

PIYK: You oso rude what.....

teman: (hah???aku pulak yg rude??!huarrghhh!!!!)

teman: No! I was just asking which department is this??

PIYK: Yes! I answer oredi!!Lodging!!Lodging!! (atau pun Wedging!!Wedging!!)

teman: If you dont have the manners to answer the phone, then dont! Im going to lodge a complaint about you...what's your name miss??

PIYK: (terdiam.........pastu tetiba....) Okay bye...thank you.....

har har har....boleh ka camtu...pastu terus dia letak fon...memang kureng aa....

teman tergelak sorang2 nengok fon tu....tetiba dtg pulak setan kat kepala nih menghasut buat kerja nakal sikit....

teman tunggu 10 minit...pastu teman saja dial balik number PIYK tu....har har....tut tut tut....tak angkat pun!sampai ke sudah.....

teman tunggu lagi 5 minit...pastu call balik...har har...tak angkat pun.....tak berani ke...agaknya dia ingat teman ni boss dia kot...

dah buat dosa kering teman hari ni....hehe...

last sekali tak dapat cakap pun human resource dept....esok aje la jawabnya...

balik je umah...kesitau sumi san...agak2 sumi san kata apa...hehe.."esok u call dia lagi tau"

hehehe...like husband like wife...tengok le kalu rajin...
by the way, esok sultan nak dtg sedim..
nanti teman cerita alkisahnya ye...!
macam macam ada...

wasallam.